Realistic third person one shot. Ultra-wide 13mm fisheye, natural shake. The surfer is miniature — e

Realistic third person one shot. Ultra-wide 13mm fisheye, natural shake. The surfer is miniature — everything is colossal. The wave is a garden puddle in front of a tropical house: murky brown-green water, glassy surface despite the dirt. Enormous grass blades tower at the puddle edge like a dense forest. A frangipani flower the size of a stadium sits at the waterline. The timber house porch looms in the distance like a skyscraper. Bougainvillea climbs the walls in massive pink bursts overhead. The surfer is already riding. The wave face is dirty but glassy, clean peeling line. The board hisses through brown-tinted water. The surfer trims forward, weight low, front arm extended, knees fluid and absorbing. A short rail carve sends a fan of muddy spray off the tail. Weight shifts back into the pocket, then drives forward again off the front foot — board accelerates, waterline climbing the rail. A giant woman crosses the garden behind — bare feet, floral dress, completely unaware. Her foot drops into the puddle with a colossal impact. The shockwave rolls forward, dirty water exploding around her ankle. The puddle surges. A new swell lifts behind the surfer. The wave steepens and throws. A compact muddy barrel forms — brown-green translucent wall, cracked concrete floor below, the enormous house porch framed in the exit oval. The spit fires dirty foam across the lens. Exit clean onto flat murky water. Grass blades loom at the edge. The woman keeps walking, oblivious. Camera: ultra-wide fisheye, brown water tint on lens at spit. Real-time, no cuts.