30-second photorealistic cinematic Western black comedy on a dusty American ranch. Strictly preserve

30-second photorealistic cinematic Western black comedy on a dusty American ranch. Strictly preserve all reference identities, clothing, proportions, animals, props, environment, and visual style. Style: gritty 1970s Western, 35mm grain, faded warm colors, dusty sunlight, high contrast, film scratches, lens flare, anamorphic framing, shallow DOF, realistic textures. Serious Western cinematography contrasting with absurd physical comedy. Never cartoonish. 0–2s: Side-angle close-up of the cowboy’s hand confidently gripping the handheld prop from the reference. Show its full recognizable silhouette, metallic sunlight highlight, drifting dust. 2–7s: Wide ranch shot. Cowboy confidently spins the prop twice, catches it, adjusts his hat, smirks and says: “Damn, I look good.” Walks forward like the coolest man alive. 7–13s: Side view showing cowboy approaching the milk worker and dairy cow together. Cowboy: “Need a hand?” Milk worker: “You know how to do this?” Cowboy: “Of course.” He sits beside the cow, confidently positions his hands to milk it while the worker watches skeptically. 13–20s: Worker begins: “First, you just…” Cowboy interrupts: “I got it.” He milks incorrectly and squeezes too hard. Milk shoots into his face. CUT to front-facing slow motion as milk covers his face, hair, hat, shirt, vest and shoulders. He freezes in stunned disbelief. Silence except dripping milk. 20–26s: Slow push-in. Cowboy remains completely emotionless and defeated, milk dripping everywhere. Worker tries not to laugh, fails and bursts out laughing. Cowboy ignores him and stares into camera. 26–30s: Extreme close-up of the cow staring judgmentally into camera. It slowly blinks, then deadpan: “Moooo.” Hard cut to black with vintage film flicker and projector sound. No subtitles, captions, text or logos. Natural synchronized dialogue. Cinematic intentional camera movement. Start as a serious stylish Western; gradually become absurd deadpan comedy. Keep all humans, animals, props and environments photorealistic.