A hyper-real American dark-comedy supernatural sequence set inside the Palace of Versailles during a

A hyper-real American dark-comedy supernatural sequence set inside the Palace of Versailles during a violent thunderstorm at night. 16th-century French royal atmosphere, candlelight flickering across gold-covered walls, heavy rain slamming against palace windows, distant thunder shaking the room. Sound: thunder cracks, wooden floor creaks, wind howling through hallways, faint eerie baby crying echoing unnaturally. Shot 1 (0–3s): Inside an extravagant royal bedroom, a white cat queen (wearing luxurious French queen silk sleepwear, elaborate golden powdered wig slightly messy from sleep) lies asleep in a massive gold-trimmed canopy bed. Suddenly— From the dark vanity table across the room: A horrifying baby crying sound erupts. LOUD. DISTORTED. UNNATURALLY ECHOING. The white cat queen instantly jolts awake and SCREAMS: “AAAAAHHHH!!” Lightning flashes through the windows, briefly illuminating the vanity mirror. Shot 2 (3–6s): Outside the palace gates— A royal horse carriage races violently through heavy rain and mud. The carriage driver is a hyena wearing formal French royal coachman clothing, aggressively whipping the horses forward. Palace guards—gray cats wearing ceremonial French royal guard uniforms—immediately salute as the carriage barrels through the palace entrance. One nervous guard whispers: “Oh thank God… Cat Master’s here.” Shot 3 (6–9s): Back inside the royal bedroom. The white cat queen sits on the bed crying dramatically. Beside her, a massive black bear king (wearing extravagant French king robes, jeweled accessories, gray powdered wig) awkwardly comforts her. Black bear king: “It’s alright… perhaps the demon only wants attention…” Suddenly— The bedroom doors BURST open. Gray cat guards push the doors aside as an orange cat Taoist master enters calmly. He wears a gray Taoist robe and a gray Taoist priest hat. Hands behind his back. Completely confident expression. Black bear king quickly approaches him: “Cat Master… please determine whether this palace is haunted.” Shot 4 (9–12s): Without saying a word—the orange cat suddenly moves at absurd speed. He rapidly sniffs the white cat queen: Hair. Ears. Sleeves. Hands. Dress. Neck. Fast exaggerated detective movements. Almost cartoonishly aggressive sniffing. The queen looks deeply uncomfortable. The orange cat suddenly FREEZES. Slowly turns toward the vanity table. Suspicious narrowed eyes. He quietly asks: “…Did Your Majesty hear crying last night too?” The white cat queen nervously nods. Shot 5 (12–15s): The orange cat dramatically rushes toward the vanity table. Thunder CRASHES. Everyone stares in fear. The orange cat slowly opens the vanity drawer… Inside: A modern smartphone. On the screen—a TikTok video is loudly playing: A screaming baby kitten crying hysterically while being comforted by an old black cat father with giant white eyebrows and a long white beard. The room falls completely silent. Final close-up: The white cat queen awkwardly looks toward the king. Tiny embarrassed smile. “Sorry… I forgot to turn my phone off last night.” The black bear king stares blankly in exhausted disbelief while thunder rumbles in the background. Hard cut to black.