This is real early 2000s home video footage shot on a VHS camcorder at a crowded public swimming poo

This is real early 2000s home video footage shot on a VHS camcorder at a crowded public swimming pool. The video has the typical grain, color, and soft quality of consumer video from that era. The camera is very shaky and handheld, starting with a wide open shot of the pool. In the middle of the pool, the water has been parted, creating a long empty strip without water, like a dry path down the middle. Moses is standing in the parted water, holding his arms open as he keeps the waters separated. A very fat man jumps off the diving board and falls straight down into the empty space where there is no water. Just before he hits the bottom of the pool, Moses quickly closes the waters. The man falls into the water instead of crashing onto the floor. He hits the surface hard and disappears under the water for a moment before coming back up. The shaky camera then quickly pans over to Moses, who is now standing normally in the water. He looks toward the camera, winks, and takes a shot of tequila from a small glass he was holding. The camera movement is extremely shaky and reactive the entire time, with constant handheld motion, motion blur, and the typical imperfections of someone filming with an old camcorder in a crowded place. There are several fast, unplanned cuts as the person filming tries to follow the action. Natural sound only: the big splash when the man hits the water, people gasping and reacting loudly, and general pool ambience recorded with the camcorder microphone. The result must feel like authentic raw early 2000s home video of someone casually filming a surreal moment at a public swimming pool.